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[As sung and presented by singer Michael Bublé on the Tuesday, Nov. 3 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM‑12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

10.       (To the tune of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"):   Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high Northwest pilots are napping or web surfing when they fly

9.         (To the tune of "Moondance"):  I had trouble fittin' into my new pants so I returned them to J.Crew.com

8.         (To the tune of "That's Amoré"):  When you hear it explained that the ice caps have waned that's Al Gore

7.         (To the tune of "Ev'rytime We Say Goodbye"):   Ev'ry time I check my 401K I die a little

6.         (To the tune of "Too Darn Hot"):  I'm too darn hot, too darn hot, my temperature is a hundred-and-two, my body aches and my lips have turned blue, I hallucinate talking kangaroos, missed my flu swine shot

5.         (To the tune of "Swanee"):  Bernie - pension ramer, Ponzi schemer - you bastard Bernie, you robbed the old and poor and now you're inmate 61727-054.

4.         (To the tune of "Quando, Quando, Quando"): Obama called you a jackass, Kanye Kanye Kanye Kanye

3.         (To the tune of "S'Wonderful):  S'wonderful s'marvelous, we're almost done with this lame list.

2.         (To the tune of "Stormy Weather"):  Don't know why claimed his son was in the sky, insane balloon dad

1.         (To the tune of "For Once in My Life"):  For $37.95 this was mine, you can't take it, I feel more alive when I'm wearing my Slanket, I don't need nothin' else now that I've got a blanket with sleeves

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